Make a Wish and Have it Corrupted!

[sailorstar165]

How to play is simple: Make a wish and the next person will grant it, but at a terrible, horrible, evil price! Once the wish is granted, the person puts their wish underneath it.

*Ed Posts*
Edward Elric: I wish I wasn't short

*Al Posts*
Alphonse Elric: Granted. Now you're so fat, you break your automail simply by standing.

Alphonse Elric: I wish I had a pony

The rules:
1. PG-13! Follow the Rules!
2. Make sure to grant the person above you's wish before you make your own.
3. Have fun!

[sailorstar165]

No wish to grant...

I wish Ed was taller.

[love4Sora]

((oh i love this))

granted, but now he's so tall and skinny that he gets blown away in the wind like computer paper.

i wish mayura wasn't so stupid.

[sailorstar165]

Granted. She figured out everything that was happening and finally became famous with Loki's powers.

I wish I could play "The World"

[Kyuukurochan]

You get stuck in the World like Tsukasa and are obliterated for being a 'bot', thus, becoming really brain-dead.

I wish I could marry Dante.

[sailorstar165]

Granted. Too bad you get murdered right after the wedding.

I wish I had a date with Kanda. XD (love4Sora would get this)

[love4Sora]

*thinks* (i'm not sure if i do get it.........>.< sorry!)

granted, but he falls in love with you and won't stop stalking you, and during the stalking, he sees you with Allen, and kills him at the spot.

i wish play with inuyasha's ears! =3

[xTwilightxAngelx]

granted and now hiscollar fell off and he mauls you

i wish i could hang out with L (this can go wrong so many ways i know)

[Kyuukurochan]

You can only hang out with him at his grave site. Not very fun. Light sees you hanging around and gets supicious, and has Misa use her eyes and write your name in the Death Note.

I wish I could do my summer homework.

[xTwilightxAngelx]

*sigh
i was trying to prevent spoilers but oh well

granted but its F grade material and you start the quarter out with a 6.66% average

i wish i had alucards hand guns

[Kyuukurochan]

Granted, now you have the entire Hellsing organization following your every move and you 'become' Alucard since Walter has them customized. But Police Girl's boobs shink instead of get bigger as the series progresses. And Integra is your only prospect of a real sexual relationship. You end up shooting yourself in the foot.

I wish I could sing like Utada Hikaru.

[xTwilightxAngelx]

granted now you can't stop singing simple and clean and you're mauled by annoyed cosplayers to get you to shut up

i wish i was a host club a member

[Kyuukurochan]

Granted, now all these rich women start to follow you around. But once you leave school, some girls continue to follow you around to the point of stalking, and they use their power to each marry you, and they all grow old and ugly and filled with Botox.

I wish I was.... A vampire.

[xTwilightxAngelx]

granted but then Abel from trinity blood comes along and drinks you dry

i wish i could date lenalee ( i wanna see how extream you can get with this one)

[love4Sora]

granted, but Komui creates a giant robot that shoots you 10 times with bullets that are filled with akuma blood, poisoning your body. then komui desides to bring out his big drill and go through your body looking for innocense, even though he knows for a fact that you don't have any. then Komui tells Lenalee that you were cheating on her and she dumps you, then you die. The End!

i wish that i had another half like dark mousy, only a girl. *has been reading DNAngel lately*

[sailorstar165]

*thinks* (i'm not sure if i do get it.........>.< sorry!)

granted, but he falls in love with you and won't stop stalking you, and during the stalking, he sees you with Allen, and kills him at the spot.

i wish play with inuyasha's ears! =3

(You remember! "So You Want to be an Exorcist"!)

[sailorstar165]

Granted. She's the biggest jerk in the whole wide world, and worse, SHE'S A CHEERLEADER!!!!!!!!

I wish Loki would marry me.

[xTwilightxAngelx]

granted but it turns out its the pokemon loki from your sig he in pregnates you and you have mutian babies and then he kills you by shocking your heart for not producing good looking babies

i wish i was komui

[sailorstar165]

Granted. You create another Komulin. Can you say "pwned by Lenalee"?

I wish Tamaki would tell Haruhi he likes her.

[xTwilightxAngelx]

granted but then she tells him the sad truth tht she's in love with Hikaruo

i wish lenalee would finally pick a guy to go out with that everyone pairs her up with in the fan fics

[sailorstar165]

Um... Granted, but Komui doesn't approve. We all know how Komui gets...

I wish my one friend would figure out Kanda's a GUY!!!! (We joked for days that he was gay for Kanda after that.)

[xTwilightxAngelx]

wow that was kinda lame

granted but now ur friend still has a thing for kanda and turns gay. eventually he gets butt raped by kanda's mugen

hmmmm...i wish there were more good looking female excorsists in DGM (more like in numbers so Lenalee doesn't have to be little miss smurfette (have you noticed that until miranda showed uo she was the only girl good guy?))

[love4Sora]

granted, but they're all sissies and run away everytime they even hear the word "akuma". ((yeah, i noticed that))

i wish my wonderful sora wasn't such an idiot in KH2.

[sailorstar165]

Granted. He so brainy, that he goes straight to the ending and pwns Xemnas with his weakness. Thus, the battle goes like this:

Sora: What in the Worlds could that be?
Xemnas: What?
Sora: *pwns Xemnas*

The game is so short and boring, no one likes it and KH is hated by the masses.

I wish I was a better driver. XD (Got my temps! PH33R M3!!!)

[Taiyaa_Fangirl9416]

Fine. (and congrats!) But you think you're so good that you start you're own chain of street races , and get caught by the police so you go to jail ( Do not pass go, do not collect 200 dollars, and you have NO get oout of jail free card...)

I wish I had a bigger closet... *hates having to clean it out*

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