Things Anime/Video Game Characters Would Never Say

[sailorstar165]

READ THE RULES
All right, major rules:
1. Keep it PG-13. NO R material, got it?
2. Please don't repeat the same things a million times. "Piggy-backing" (continueing off of someone else, which is shown by quoting the thing you're piggy-backing) is acceptible, but please don't list the SAME joke over and over!
3. Cross-overs are fine.
4. Make sure to say what Anime you're parodying!
5. Have fun!

[sailorstar165]

(Inuyasha)
Inuyasha: *scratches self with foot like a dog*
Kagome: What's wrong?
Inuyasha: >_< Fleas

[Kyuukurochan]

Spice and Wolf: Horo-
"I don't want any apples, they're too sweet. Oh, and I'm lost in commerce now, so make all the deals yourself, Lawrence."

Rozen Maiden:Suiginto-
"Shinku-samaaaaa, I love you so much, you're my favorite sister I want to be just like you you taught me how to walk and now I love Detective Kun-Kun and I want to be just like him and Noooooo-Shinku-samaaaaa, don't hit meeeeeeeeeeeee"

Inuyasha:Kouga-
"Nahhh Kagome's a little too slutty for me now. I'd rather have a piece of Inuyasha. >3"

[sailorstar165]

Edward Elric (FMA): Isn't being short nifty? ^_^

[Taiyaa_Fangirl9416]

Edward Elric (FMA): Pfft, forget alchemy! I've always wanted to be... a salsa dancer! Dance with me Winry! Dance!

[Taiyaa_Fangirl9416]

Happosai-Ranma 1/2- Hmmm...A girls locker room unlocked or Ranma's saftey...Ranma, here I come!

[Kyuukurochan]

Ryoga-Ranma 1/2:
"Hey, look at that, the streetsigns match the ones on the map! I don't need a map anymore, I can get anywhere in record time~! "

[sailorstar165]

Riku (KH2): I love the darkness.

[love4Sora]

FMA - Ed(quoted by vic mignogna): Aunt Panako, Al and I would be happy to stay with you, but we have to have milk at every meal.

FMA - Al: i hate cats!

Inuyasha - Miroku: I'm gay.

Furuba - Yuki: Kyo's my best friend!

[sailorstar165]

Gluttony (FMA): No thanks, I'm full.

[Hanyou_Foxgirl]

Sesshomaru (Inuyasha): I'm so sorry Jaken, making you walk around everywhere. Here, have a piggyback ride!

[Hanyou_Foxgirl]

Chrono (Chrno Crusade): Rosette, find yourself another contracter.

[sailorstar165]

Seto Kaiba: SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE MONEY!!!!!

(Yay YGO the Abridged.)

[love4Sora]

((yay! curse you sailor! you got me hooked, and then i got kairi hooked. =D))

okay, here's a long one:

YGO the Abridged Series
Grandpa: Hello, small child. I don't suppose that you've seen the plot anywhere, have you? Tea and I have been looking everywhere for it.
Tea: We're such invaluble characters, the plot can't possibly move forward without us.
Mokaba: Don't worry. My big brother knows exactly where-
Grandpa: Shut up, Mokaba!
Mokaba: No, you shut up!

*silent pause, with a shocked picture from Grandpa and Tea*

Mokaba: Hh God, I'm so sorry.
Tea: Did you just tell an old man to "shut up"?
Grandpa: Where the hell are your manners?

-end of scene-

(omg........i was banging my head against the desk by the 2nd to last line. XD too funny, tooooooo funny.)

[Hanyou_Foxgirl]

Bakura (Yu-Gi-Oh): I'm limey man! I'm here to kick ass and drink cups of tea. ... And I'm all out of tea.

(YGO the abridged series)

[Taiyaa_Fangirl9416]

This is not something that a character wouldn't say. but the're other funny quotes from
YGO-the abriged series...

Rhyming Bro. 1: Duelists like you, they have no class.
Rhyming Bro. 2: So you can take your cards and shove them up your nose!
Rhyming Bro. 1: Brother...we rehearsed this. You were supposed to say "ass"

*other funny quotes*

"I swear on the life of my pink sweater"

*And*

Seto: "Hello. I'm Seto Kaiba of Kaiba Corp, and I'll be explaining the rules of my dueling tournament to you today."

Random guy: "BORING!"

Seto: "Who said that? who the hell said that? Huh? own up or I swear I won't start the tournament until you do!"

RG: "Sorry..."

Seto: "Get the hell out of my sight."

*Footsteps*

[Hanyou_Foxgirl]

Kagome (Inuyasha): See you later, Inuyasha, I'm going to hang out with Sesshomaru.

Inuyasha (Inuyasha): Do what you want. Me and Kouga are busy.

[sailorstar165]

Sailor Moon: No thank you, I don't like sweets.

[love4Sora]

(wow.......i completely forgot what this topic was about. i am sorry. v_v i've been so out of it lately......)

Kingdom Hearts 2
Axel: I hate Roxas!

(we all know he loves him.)

[sailorstar165]

When Axel in KH2 freezes...

Roxas: *pulls out a sharpie and draws on Axel's face*

Later...

Axel: *looking in a mirror* Maybe I should grow a curly mustache like this...

[sailorstar165]

Any character: Hey, ever get the feeling that fan girls are watching us?

(My brother said this, and it was funny)

[love4Sora]

FMA - Alphonse: I don't mind if you call me a robot. I donly really care if God kills kittens anyway.

v_v

reference from this:

[sailorstar165]

D.Gray-Man
Lavi: *to Allen* Oh my God! You're gay for Kanda!
Allen: How could you tell everyone, Lavi?!
Kanda: Yeah? Well I'm gay for you, Lavi!
Lavi: ...But I'm gay for Allen...

(This is an inside joke between my lunch table... The real conversation is this:)
A: *reading DGM Volume 2* Kanda's awesome! He can pwn everyone!
B: What?! I thought Kanda was a girl!
Me: OMG! You're gay for Kanda!
B: What?! No I'm not! He looks like a girl!
A: Hey, I'd be gay for Allen if he were real.
C: ... I WANT LAVI!
*all look at me*
Me: ...Lenalee before she went emo...
(FYI, A, B, and C are my guy friends.)

[Hanyou_Foxgirl]

Rin: *babbles on endlessly*

Sesshomaru *twitch* SHUT UP! God Rin just SHUT UP! *walks away* Frickin' annoying little children!

[sailorstar165]

Jaken: My lord, why do you keep that child around?

Seshomaru: In case I get hungry for something or another. (One means eat her, the other... Put your mind in the gutter. )

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